1st
03:20 pm

Not surprising

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08:17 pm

So, it's passed the House

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2nd
01:26 am

And the owl is thinking "Just let go already, motherfucker"

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3rd
11:02 am

No thanks, Amazon



07:58 pm

This could be interesting

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4th
04:41 am

Let's hear it for coupons

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08:13 am

NUH UH!

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11:34 am

Duck and cover

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12:32 pm

And for the next, "No shit, Sherlock"



12:37 pm

Interesting...

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01:06 pm

Nearly

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02:00 pm

This isn't suspicious at all



02:07 pm

moron

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5th
08:16 am

We were kidding


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11:49 am

Houston, are you ready?



12:15 pm

It's a bit odd



12:17 pm

Okay, seriously...

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12:21 pm

Yay!

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6th
12:47 pm

Fun all around

- 4 comments

8th
12:36 pm

Do what now?



9th
12:45 pm

Right

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01:23 pm

And he is outta here!

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03:57 pm

Well, crap

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10th
01:58 am

Well that could have gone better

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08:59 am

Guy Fawkes is spinning in his grave

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11th
10:26 am

Coming as no shock to me at all...



12:06 pm

But was it a catalog purchase?

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12:15 pm

*snort* The prayer continues to not work



12th
07:41 am

Heh



12:21 pm

Well, damn

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13th
09:29 am

Dear college students


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12:13 pm

Incidentally, this is how I felt after getting home from work



14th
07:52 am

(no subject)


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15th
11:04 am

Interesting...

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12:22 pm

What a shock

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16th
12:44 pm

Jon Stewart on the media ignoring Ron Paul



01:51 pm

Like imitates BioShock

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09:20 pm

Well, it beats dancing in a subway terminal



10:09 pm

Alrighty then...

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17th
05:58 am

Dear college students

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10:20 am

Here's one thing he's not backing down on


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10:29 am

Not actually from the Onion

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18th
09:14 am

...what?

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09:20 am

Good luck with that

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02:00 pm

It's a line I've used a few times lately.

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19th
10:53 am

Fine, fuck it...



01:29 pm

(no subject)



01:37 pm

Because turtle on human violence is funny

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20th
09:39 am

Turning on their own



12:54 pm

Good!

- 2 comments

01:14 pm

Cue up "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"

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21st
10:40 am

Shit's getting real


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10:43 am

Cue the hypocrisy

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22nd
11:26 pm

yeargh

- 4 comments

23rd
04:17 pm

So that's what it was

- 2 comments

24th
07:02 am

So...

- 2 comments

07:43 am

Well, that solves everything



07:50 am

*sigh*



25th
11:31 am

Yep, he's pretty much fucked



02:03 pm

*snort*

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26th
08:11 am

On running for President

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10:10 am

Daaaaaaamn

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27th
11:23 am

So...

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11:43 am

Good luck with that



28th
04:35 pm

.... okay

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29th
02:58 pm

A comedy of dunces

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03:06 pm

I'm all broke up and shit about it


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30th
12:36 am

Well that didn't go as planned...

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31st
08:07 am

Hide your toes, hide your feet



09:26 am

Because people are idiots



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