1st
15:20

Not surprising

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20:17

So, it's passed the House

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2nd
01:26

And the owl is thinking "Just let go already, motherfucker"

- 1 comment

3rd
11:02

No thanks, Amazon



19:58

This could be interesting

- 1 comment

4th
04:41

Let's hear it for coupons

- 6 comments

08:13

NUH UH!

- 5 comments
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11:34

Duck and cover

- 2 comments

12:32

And for the next, "No shit, Sherlock"



12:37

Interesting...

- 1 comment

13:06

Nearly

- 2 comments

14:00

This isn't suspicious at all



14:07

moron

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5th
08:16

We were kidding


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11:49

Houston, are you ready?



12:15

It's a bit odd



12:17

Okay, seriously...

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12:21

Yay!

- 2 comments
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6th
12:47

Fun all around

- 4 comments

8th
12:36

Do what now?



9th
12:45

Right

- 10 comments

13:23

And he is outta here!

- 3 comments
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15:57

Well, crap

- 1 comment

10th
01:58

Well that could have gone better

- 2 comments

08:59

Guy Fawkes is spinning in his grave

- 1 comment
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11th
10:26

Coming as no shock to me at all...



12:06

But was it a catalog purchase?

- 1 comment
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12:15

*snort* The prayer continues to not work



12th
07:41

Heh



12:21

Well, damn

- 2 comments

13th
09:29

Dear college students


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12:13

Incidentally, this is how I felt after getting home from work



14th
07:52

(no subject)


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15th
11:04

Interesting...

- 2 comments

12:22

What a shock

- 2 comments
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16th
12:44

Jon Stewart on the media ignoring Ron Paul



13:51

Like imitates BioShock

- 5 comments

21:20

Well, it beats dancing in a subway terminal



22:09

Alrighty then...

- 10 comments

17th
05:58

Dear college students

- 1 comment
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10:20

Here's one thing he's not backing down on


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10:29

Not actually from the Onion

- 1 comment

18th
09:14

...what?

- 1 comment
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09:20

Good luck with that

- 14 comments
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14:00

It's a line I've used a few times lately.

- 2 comments

19th
10:53

Fine, fuck it...



13:29

(no subject)



13:37

Because turtle on human violence is funny

- 1 comment
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20th
09:39

Turning on their own



12:54

Good!

- 2 comments
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13:14

Cue up "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"

- 1 comment

21st
10:40

Shit's getting real


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10:43

Cue the hypocrisy

- 1 comment
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22nd
23:26

yeargh

- 4 comments

23rd
16:17

So that's what it was

- 2 comments

24th
07:02

So...

- 2 comments

07:43

Well, that solves everything



07:50

*sigh*



25th
11:31

Yep, he's pretty much fucked



14:03

*snort*

- 4 comments
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26th
08:11

On running for President

- 1 comment
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10:10

Daaaaaaamn

- 6 comments

27th
11:23

So...

- 1 comment

11:43

Good luck with that



28th
16:35

.... okay

- 3 comments
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29th
14:58

A comedy of dunces

- 3 comments

15:06

I'm all broke up and shit about it


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30th
00:36

Well that didn't go as planned...

- 1 comment
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31st
08:07

Hide your toes, hide your feet



09:26

Because people are idiots