Dear college students

[kierthos]

It seems like we go through this every semester, but could you stop pulling fire alarms/setting things on fire in every dorm on campus? Yes, I know it's you, because when the rate of me hearing fire engines goes up completely coincidentally the week you come back to campus, every semester for the last 10 years.... well... you see why I'm blaming you.

Comments

[thedeadcat]

To be fair, it really is some of them setting things on fire because Mummy and Daddy didn't ever let them use a stove... a toaster oven.. or even a MICROWAVE, because that sort of thing was above their Precious.