We were kidding

Fox analysts now claim they were joking when they said they were going easy on Palin.

"Honest and for true, we're just as tough on her as we are on the Kenyan Communist Space Lizard-in-Chief."


.... yeah, right. Backpedal faster, assholes.

Houston, are you ready?

TO RUUUUUUUUMBLE PRAY?

Yes, it's Houston's First (and hopefully last) Annual Jesus-fest. Or Prayerapalooza. Or a complete and utter laughingstock. (Right now, they've got commitments from 8,000 people for a stadium that seats 70,000.)

Whither thou, Anonymous? (No, seriously. I want protestors outside, wearing Guy Fawkes masks and yelling for Perry to 'do a barrel roll'.)

And I don't even live in Texas.

It's a bit odd

when Chris Christie (the Governor of New Jersey) is being the sensible one in the room.

Okay, seriously...

South Carolina criminals... are you all this fucking dumb?

Yay!

Paedophile shitstain Warren Jeffs found guilty on child sexual assault charges.