Yeah, maybe we should file criminal charges against Obama for not enforcing that thing we don't want him to enforce and want to get rid of.

Because clearly, this is the best use of his time.

Evolution isn't real, because chimps can't talk.

Yeaaaaah.

Considering that this comes from the same guy who says doing yoga may lead being possessed by Satan (or, if Satan is busy, one of his minions), I'm just going to end this with "LEAVE SCIENCE TO THE SCIENTISTS, YOU ASSHOLE!"

Bloviating shit-bag and rampant ego-maniac Donald Trump considering yet another "Will I? Won't I?" Presidential run in 2016.

Goddamnit, why won't his hairpiece just fucking strangle him already?

Jim Inhofe, R-OK, and all already prick, voted against disaster relief bills for the people affected by Hurricane Sandy. Of course, it's not the same thing at all when his state gets fucked up.

Because Okies are "real Americans" and New Yorkers and New Jerseyites aren't. (Or some such bullshit that he'll foist off as an excuse.)

Look, I don't wish disasters on anyone. (I know, I know, that's a lie, but roll with it.) But Inhofe is seriously contending for "Senate Asshole of the Year" here. (Honestly, he should just be awarded the "Senate Asshole Lifetime Achievement Award".)

So a little over a week ago, I mentioned some New Hampshire state legislators who want their colleagues arrested and/or removed from office for voting against a "Stand Your Ground" law.

Silly me, thinking that would surely be the worst some state legislators could act.

An Arkansas state legislator has suggested that threatening to shoot legislators (from his own party, no less) who vote for expanding Medicaid in that state might not be that bad an idea.

Yeah....

Conservative pundit "Godwin Rule's" herself by comparing anti-gay activists to Jews in Nazi Germany.

Yeah, I missed that news broadcast where the anti-gay activists are being rounded up and killed.

And then, there's this asshole...