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kierthos ([personal profile] kierthos) wrote2009-11-03 12:02 pm
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This just in!

Lindsay Graham (R-SC), John McCain (R-AZ), and Joe Lieberman (I-CT) are STILL douchebags.

Short version: "WAAAHHH! We don't want the government to spend any money on actually having trials for the people still locked up at Gitmo! We're douchebags who think they should be held for the rest of their lives without being charged!"

On the other side, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder and Defense Secretary Robert Gates say that there should be the option of military commissions or civilian courts for the detainees.

Well, that's hardly the short version....

[identity profile] jdack.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm John McCain, and I fought a war to keep those brown commie bastards out of America! GET OFF MAH LAWN BROWN PEOPLE!"

When reporters asked Senator McCain if he understood that Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran are all different countries he drooled out of one corner of his mouth and asked where his mother was.

It is as of yet unconfirmed as to whether or not the senator pooped himself at this time.

[identity profile] kierthos.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*nod* There really needs to be some sort of mandatory retirement age for people who make the fucking laws.

[identity profile] jdack.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
No kidding.