From the "random thoughts" part of my brain

[kierthos]

What would happen if you boiled tartar sauce?

This, of course, proves that I should never be allowed on a cooking show.

Comments

[flemco.livejournal.com]

It'd probably burn before it "boiled". Simmering it would result in basically rancid mayo.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Well, I wasn't actually going to do it.... not in my apartment anyway.

[egearman.livejournal.com]

Dammit' boy.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Betcha I could get Howard to let me into your place to do this... mwa-ha-ha-ha...

[egearman.livejournal.com]

Probably not, for a couple of different reasons.

First, you'd have to get there.
Second, you'd have to convince Howard to let you do a food experiment, which after living with Sean all those years, he's not likely to do.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Me: "Hey Howard, when you leave work, take me back to you and Eric's place. I want to boil some tartar sauce and hide it under Eric's bed."

Howard: "Why?"

Me: "No reason."

Howard: "Fine, sure. Just get Chuck to stop talking about Star Trek."

Me: "I'll take the case!"

[the-corruption.livejournal.com]

No force on the PLANET can make Chuck stop talking.

Chuck is like a Super-Massive Black Hole of outdated, boring knowledge and endless prattle.

[the-corruption.livejournal.com]

If you did that, you'd have Cream of Pickle Relish soup.

[flemco.livejournal.com]

If properly done, With Anchovy.

[copper-fingers.livejournal.com]

you'd get some sort of tangy custard i reckon

[egearman.livejournal.com]

Don't encourage him.

He's talking about using my kitchen and I don't want him to do that.

At least he's not the brother that BURNED Jello....

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

To be completely fair, wasn't he flicking bits of Jello on an oven element? Or did he actually overcook it?