From the "random thoughts" part of my brain

[kierthos]

What would happen if you boiled tartar sauce?

This, of course, proves that I should never be allowed on a cooking show.

Comments

[flemco.livejournal.com]

It'd probably burn before it "boiled". Simmering it would result in basically rancid mayo.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Well, I wasn't actually going to do it.... not in my apartment anyway.