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kierthos ([personal profile] kierthos) wrote2006-08-25 12:20 pm

engfah...

If you are given a choice between reading anything by Nickolaus Pacione, or being anally violated by a hedgehog....

Choose the hedgehog.

Damn, I swear, I can feel my brain dribbling out of my ears.

[identity profile] flemco.livejournal.com 2006-08-25 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You fuckin hedgehogfag how dare you get all homo about Nickolaus you arent fit to kneel over his sneakers you faggy balloondyke.

[identity profile] kierthos.livejournal.com 2006-08-25 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes, how humorous.

The only thing keeping me from participating in this little mockery of Nicky-Poo is that I feel that the English language would never forgive me.

(Anonymous) 2006-08-25 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, I've noticed people really get bothered by Nickolaus Pacione. I can't personally figure out why, but then I think the Cam jaded me. :)

[identity profile] highway-west.livejournal.com 2006-08-25 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, I've noticed people really get bothered by Nickolaus Pacione. I can't personally figure out why, but then I think the Cam jaded me. :)

[identity profile] mithras.livejournal.com 2006-08-25 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not the bad writing. Yeah, the Cam should have handled that by the time you've been in a year.

It's his rabid insistance that he's a good writer and the bile filled attacks that being critical of his writing generates.

[identity profile] kierthos.livejournal.com 2006-08-25 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not going to lose any sleep over his existence. I'm just expressing my opinion about the quality of his writing versus, as an example, having a hedgehog shoved up one's ass.

I can tolerate a weak or hackneyed plot in a book. Actually, in some cases, it is comforting to find, in a murder mystery, that the butler actually did it. I have no problem with formulaic stories, because oftentimes, the author still finds room to express themselves in the same old "boy meets girl, boy finds murder victim, boy solves crime" (as an example... I seem to fixated on murder mysteries... must by all the Rex Stout within reach).

I can't tolerate excessively poor writing. It's one thing if a sentence, here and there, runs on a bit. Or if a paragraph doesn't parse correctly.

However, what Pacione does to the English language should be considered a crime against humanity. (Or at least the English-speaking/reading portion thereof.)

[identity profile] highway-west.livejournal.com 2006-08-25 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
See I'd much rather read bad fiction than have a hedgehog shoved up my ass. ;)

[identity profile] highway-west.livejournal.com 2006-08-25 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I haven't seen that side of things. But then, I most stick to the writing and business of writing part when on the boards.

[identity profile] kierthos.livejournal.com 2006-08-25 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not on the top of my list either, but there's bad fiction (like say, Derleth's hackneyed attempts to force the various Lovecraftian mythos beasties into the elemental theory), and then there's BAD FICTION. Fiction that roams the streets, feral, dirty and unkempt. Sentences, paragraphs and chapters roaming willy-nilly, slinking through the gutters and sewers of the literary world, picking up whatever detritus they find, to supplement their vocabulary and grammar structure.

(Anonymous) 2006-08-26 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
...by a hedgehog or with a hedgehog?

[identity profile] kierthos.livejournal.com 2006-08-26 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Whichever works for you. I mean, if you can find a willing hedgehog, this time of night....