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[kierthos]

If you are given a choice between reading anything by Nickolaus Pacione, or being anally violated by a hedgehog....

Choose the hedgehog.

Damn, I swear, I can feel my brain dribbling out of my ears.

Comments

[flemco.livejournal.com]

You fuckin hedgehogfag how dare you get all homo about Nickolaus you arent fit to kneel over his sneakers you faggy balloondyke.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, how humorous.

The only thing keeping me from participating in this little mockery of Nicky-Poo is that I feel that the English language would never forgive me.