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kierthos ([personal profile] kierthos) wrote2006-08-25 12:20 pm

engfah...

If you are given a choice between reading anything by Nickolaus Pacione, or being anally violated by a hedgehog....

Choose the hedgehog.

Damn, I swear, I can feel my brain dribbling out of my ears.

[identity profile] highway-west.livejournal.com 2006-08-25 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
See I'd much rather read bad fiction than have a hedgehog shoved up my ass. ;)

[identity profile] kierthos.livejournal.com 2006-08-25 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not on the top of my list either, but there's bad fiction (like say, Derleth's hackneyed attempts to force the various Lovecraftian mythos beasties into the elemental theory), and then there's BAD FICTION. Fiction that roams the streets, feral, dirty and unkempt. Sentences, paragraphs and chapters roaming willy-nilly, slinking through the gutters and sewers of the literary world, picking up whatever detritus they find, to supplement their vocabulary and grammar structure.