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[kierthos]

If you are given a choice between reading anything by Nickolaus Pacione, or being anally violated by a hedgehog....

Choose the hedgehog.

Damn, I swear, I can feel my brain dribbling out of my ears.

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[(Anonymous)]

...by a hedgehog or with a hedgehog?

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Whichever works for you. I mean, if you can find a willing hedgehog, this time of night....