.... really?

Talk-show host Michael Savage has offered Newt Gingrich ONE MEEEEEELLLION DOLLARS to drop out of the Republican Presidential race.

Dude. Take the money.

uh huh, yeah, right

Gingrich promises personal fidelity. Because hey, third time's the charm, right?

Almost there...

Scientists are a bit closer to finding the Higgs Boson.

Shocking no one...

Trump pulls out of his own debate. And yes, he's pretty much blaming everyone but himself, his massive ego, and his absolute lack of tact for it.

Look, Trump... when Ron Paul declined and you called him a joke candidate, and Mitt Romney declined, and you said something along the lines of "Well, someone sinking in the polls should want more exposure" and Michele Bachmann declined and you had your "BWARGL WTF? NO LOYALTY?! OMG HAX!" fit... I mean, seriously, it wasn't going to get any better for you.

But, however, and I say this with all sincerity... I hope you fucking suffocate on that ugly-motherfucking toupee, you hideous stain on humanity. Go the fuck away, you amazing cockwart.

Yay! (no, wait, the other thing)

I think I have the flu. At the very least, I've got some muscle pains that remind me of the last time I had the flu.