So I don't have the flu

Probably a sinus infection. I have medicine, and it is good.

Side note: While waiting at the doctor's office, and I have a witness for this, an old man walked up to me while I'm reading my book. He leans down, so his face is about six inches from mine and says "Are you a religion?"

I swear, that's what he said. I presume he meant, "Are you religious?"

I told him I was an atheist, and he sat back down.

No, I have no idea what was going on.