Well, damn.

Call me all kinds of surprised. The L.A. police did not go in like thugs and bust up the place.

WHAT.

So, apparently, there are members of the U.S. Senate who see no problem with a bill that would allow the military to detain and indefinitely hold people without a trial... HERE IN THE UNITED STATES.

Yes, a bill that would let the Army, or the Marines imprison U.S. citizens indefinitely.

Why the fuck am I only hearing about this now?

And why the fuck am I not surprised that Lindsay Graham thinks it's a good idea?

And they are debating this shit right now. (Well, not right now. It's 1:30 in the morning. But yesterday and today.)

.... what?

Joran van der Sloot has filed a lawsuit (alleging violations of human rights) not only against the Chilean authorities, but against the father of the second woman he is suspected of murdering.

I repeat... what?

You know, I'm all for due process and I believe that you're innocent until proven guilty, but if someone took this shitbag out back and shot him in his fucking face, I don't think I'd cry a tear over it.

They lived, only to face a new nightmare

Cephalopod robots.

It's a... feature! Yeah, that's the ticket...

Damn you, auto-combust!