Okay, what the fuck?

Is someone putting extra stupid juice in the water?

Kidnapper sues former hostages for breach of contract.

The contract that they broke? Not to turn him in to the police.

I don't see it replacing beef any time soon

Congress has lifted a ban on slaughtering horses for food.

....what

Ah, I see.

The L.A. police didn't dismantle the Occupy Wall Street camp out there on Monday after an eviction order from the mayor. They did, however, dismantle it this morning.

Apparently, it took them a while to get... the biohazard suits.

.....

what?

Shocking absolutely no one...

The Church of Scientology says that a woman who was held by them for 12 years is lying about everything.

Uh huh. Lying. Weird how everyone who leaves the CoS after being in for that long is lying about the treatment they received.

This Modern America

Get your picture taken with Santa! And an AK-47!

NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

HO HO HO

Surprising no one at all...

Britain is getting it's embassy staff (and their families) the fuck out of Iran.

Can't say I blame them.