Gee, what a shock

Local tax cheat and former politician doesn't have to worry about missing Christmas OR Thanksgiving with his family.

If you or I had been dodging taxes for years (like he did), we sure as fuck wouldn't have gotten such a sweet deal, or such a short sentence. I half expect that he might try and run for his city council seat again.

See? That didn't last long.

Herman Cain, "I'm not going to discuss the sexual harassment claims against me any more!"

*A new challenger victim appears!*

Herman Cain, "Okay, so here's what happened...."

Do what now?

Michele Bachmann calls some Republicans frugal socialists.

Apparently, she's trying to cast herself as the most conservative of conservatives, with anyone to the left of Rush Limbaugh, one would presume, to be a threat.

Good luck with that, crazyrina. It sure as shit isn't going to raise your poll numbers.

Panic now! Avoid the rush!

An asteroid about the size of a city block will pass between the Earth and the moon today.

Okay, it will still be about 200,000 miles away when it 'buzzes' the Earth, but PANIC PANIC PANIC!

Yet another reason to never, EVER vote for Cain

Accused of sexual harassment? Blame and smear the victim.

(Careful observers will note the use of the 'scum' tag and not 'politics'.)