Why the fuck won't you just die?

Birther dickheads (but perhaps I repeat myself) Jerome Corsi and Joseph Farah are suing Esquire magazine over a satirical blog entry that, shockingly, mocked the birther cause.

They are suing for a total of $285 million dollars. Why? Because the satirical article has 'hindered their ability to sell their book full of utter crapola' (okay, I'm paraphrasing).

Corsi? Farah? If you're reading this (okay, you're not, but what the fuck, I feel like calling you shitstains out by name), your book sales weren't hindered by the Esquire article. Your book sales were hindered by the fact that Obama wasn't born in Kenya, you drooling poltroons. And, you know, that little matter of Obama showing his long form birth certificate before your book hit the shelves.

But hey, you've never let facts get in the way yet, you blathering idiots. You probably fucking believe that the Earth is flat too.

Not an article from the Onion. No. Really.

German police vulture scheme fails to take off.

Nothing bad can come from this

Ohio governor signs law allowing guns in bars.

Honestly, like just about every time carrying privileges are expanded, I sincerely hope nothing bad happens from it. I'd like to think that most gun owners are responsible people.

It just seems like an exceptionally bad idea to allow guns in businesses whose purpose is to get you drunk.

Japan: Taking it up a notch

Why bother with real pop stars who can go on drug binges, or crime sprees when you can make your own with a computer?

And this too, shall head to SCOTUS

A federal judge has blocked South Dakota's abortion law, which among other things, required a 72-hour waiting period and a meeting at an anti-abortion counseling center. Oh, and the woman has to certify that she hasn't been coerced into having an abortion.

The law was signed by South Dakota governor Dennis Daugaard, who, as a Republican, believes in a limited government, except when it's telling women what they can and cannot do with their own bodies.