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And another entry in the "Asshole" log
Jul. 12th, 2013 07:47 pmYeah, maybe we should file criminal charges against Obama for not enforcing that thing we don't want him to enforce and want to get rid of.
Because clearly, this is the best use of his time.
Because clearly, this is the best use of his time.
I'm not surprised
Jun. 27th, 2013 07:33 amIn the wake of the Supreme Court's decision that DOMA is unconstitutional, Tim Huelskamp, R-KS, wants to amend the Constitution to stop same-sex marriage.
This just in
Jun. 19th, 2013 06:53 pmSean Hannity is still an asshole. You know, in case there were any doubts.
And speaking of assholes.... Darrell Issa is a little pissed that Elijah Cummings released one of the full transcripts of the IRS investigations. Because... something. I don't know. Issa's just an asshole.
And... How many assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
And speaking of assholes.... Darrell Issa is a little pissed that Elijah Cummings released one of the full transcripts of the IRS investigations. Because... something. I don't know. Issa's just an asshole.
And... How many assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
Yeah, wait, what?
Jun. 7th, 2013 07:53 amEvolution isn't real, because chimps can't talk.
Yeaaaaah.
Considering that this comes from the same guy who says doing yoga may lead being possessed by Satan (or, if Satan is busy, one of his minions), I'm just going to end this with "LEAVE SCIENCE TO THE SCIENTISTS, YOU ASSHOLE!"
Yeaaaaah.
Considering that this comes from the same guy who says doing yoga may lead being possessed by Satan (or, if Satan is busy, one of his minions), I'm just going to end this with "LEAVE SCIENCE TO THE SCIENTISTS, YOU ASSHOLE!"
Your regular dose of
Jun. 6th, 2013 04:12 pmMotherfucker say what?
Yes, indeed... one of the authors of the Patriot Act is upset that the NSA has its' hands on millions of Verizon customers' records. Because, fuck, I don't know... it's only okay under Republican Presidents?
Yes, indeed... one of the authors of the Patriot Act is upset that the NSA has its' hands on millions of Verizon customers' records. Because, fuck, I don't know... it's only okay under Republican Presidents?
No. Hell no. Fuck no.
May. 27th, 2013 01:11 pmBloviating shit-bag and rampant ego-maniac Donald Trump considering yet another "Will I? Won't I?" Presidential run in 2016.
Goddamnit, why won't his hairpiece just fucking strangle him already?
Goddamnit, why won't his hairpiece just fucking strangle him already?
You're related to someone who violated the sanctions against Iran? Sucks to be you.... at least if this nimrod has his way.
Due process? Obviously a relic of the past.
Due process? Obviously a relic of the past.
And does this surprise anyone?
May. 21st, 2013 06:39 pmJim Inhofe, R-OK, and all already prick, voted against disaster relief bills for the people affected by Hurricane Sandy. Of course, it's not the same thing at all when his state gets fucked up.
Because Okies are "real Americans" and New Yorkers and New Jerseyites aren't. (Or some such bullshit that he'll foist off as an excuse.)
Look, I don't wish disasters on anyone. (I know, I know, that's a lie, but roll with it.) But Inhofe is seriously contending for "Senate Asshole of the Year" here. (Honestly, he should just be awarded the "Senate Asshole Lifetime Achievement Award".)
Because Okies are "real Americans" and New Yorkers and New Jerseyites aren't. (Or some such bullshit that he'll foist off as an excuse.)
Look, I don't wish disasters on anyone. (I know, I know, that's a lie, but roll with it.) But Inhofe is seriously contending for "Senate Asshole of the Year" here. (Honestly, he should just be awarded the "Senate Asshole Lifetime Achievement Award".)
So a little over a week ago, I mentioned some New Hampshire state legislators who want their colleagues arrested and/or removed from office for voting against a "Stand Your Ground" law.
Silly me, thinking that would surely be the worst some state legislators could act.
An Arkansas state legislator has suggested that threatening to shoot legislators (from his own party, no less) who vote for expanding Medicaid in that state might not be that bad an idea.
Yeah....
Silly me, thinking that would surely be the worst some state legislators could act.
An Arkansas state legislator has suggested that threatening to shoot legislators (from his own party, no less) who vote for expanding Medicaid in that state might not be that bad an idea.
Yeah....
... um, no
Apr. 12th, 2013 05:29 pmConservative pundit "Godwin Rule's" herself by comparing anti-gay activists to Jews in Nazi Germany.
Yeah, I missed that news broadcast where the anti-gay activists are being rounded up and killed.
And then, there's this asshole...
Yeah, I missed that news broadcast where the anti-gay activists are being rounded up and killed.
And then, there's this asshole...
What a shock. Really.
Feb. 3rd, 2012 08:56 amGingrich continues his "Whiny Little Bitch 2012" tour, by asking the Florida GOP to allocate their delegates proportionally.
Now, if he'd asked this BEFORE the Florida primary....
(There's a slight technicality in that maybe it was supposed to be allocated proportionally, according to the National GOP rules, but Florida put a letter beforehand saying it would be winner-take-all, so...)
Now, if he'd asked this BEFORE the Florida primary....
(There's a slight technicality in that maybe it was supposed to be allocated proportionally, according to the National GOP rules, but Florida put a letter beforehand saying it would be winner-take-all, so...)
Gingrich thinks it would be neat-o if Perry and Santorum dropped out before the South Carolina primary.
Okay, chief, let's look at a few things.
1) Yes, Perry is pretty much sucking hind teat here, and he's not horribly likely to have a huge showing in South Carolina. He came in a few points behind Gingrich in Iowa and DEAD. FUCKING. LAST. in New Hampshire. (Well, among the candidates who are actually getting invited to the debates.)
2) Santorum, on the other hand, came in a very close second in Iowa (well ahead of Gingrich), and just barely ahead of Gingrich in New Hampshire. The polls have Santorum coming in third in South Carolina, behind Mitt Romney and Gingrich.
The only reason that Gingrich wants these two to drop out is so the voters can solidify behind him as the not-Romney candidate. (Which, as we know, is the most important reason to vote for Newt. Because every other reason to vote for Newt is tied for last.)
Conclusion: Yeah, fuck you, Newt. If Perry was going to drop out, he'd have done it before Huntsman, and Santorum has no reason to drop out of the race at this point. Plus, Gingrich is horribly presumptuous in assuming that everyone who would vote for Perry or Santorum would switch over to him, because he's the model of sweetness and ethics and OH GOD WHAT A COCKWART.
Okay, chief, let's look at a few things.
1) Yes, Perry is pretty much sucking hind teat here, and he's not horribly likely to have a huge showing in South Carolina. He came in a few points behind Gingrich in Iowa and DEAD. FUCKING. LAST. in New Hampshire. (Well, among the candidates who are actually getting invited to the debates.)
2) Santorum, on the other hand, came in a very close second in Iowa (well ahead of Gingrich), and just barely ahead of Gingrich in New Hampshire. The polls have Santorum coming in third in South Carolina, behind Mitt Romney and Gingrich.
The only reason that Gingrich wants these two to drop out is so the voters can solidify behind him as the not-Romney candidate. (Which, as we know, is the most important reason to vote for Newt. Because every other reason to vote for Newt is tied for last.)
Conclusion: Yeah, fuck you, Newt. If Perry was going to drop out, he'd have done it before Huntsman, and Santorum has no reason to drop out of the race at this point. Plus, Gingrich is horribly presumptuous in assuming that everyone who would vote for Perry or Santorum would switch over to him, because he's the model of sweetness and ethics and OH GOD WHAT A COCKWART.
Rick Santorum has called himself a "Jesus candidate".
Shockingly, he doesn't mean that voters look at him, facepalm and say "Jesus."
But hey, maybe we can nail his ass to a cross and have a Roman soldier stab him with a spear.
Shockingly, he doesn't mean that voters look at him, facepalm and say "Jesus."
But hey, maybe we can nail his ass to a cross and have a Roman soldier stab him with a spear.
In his ongoing effort to seem important
Jan. 6th, 2012 11:54 amPat Robertson claims that God has shown him that the next President is... he's not saying.
God wants him to be a big tease, apparently. God also told him to continue being a giant cockwart.
God wants him to be a big tease, apparently. God also told him to continue being a giant cockwart.
The Glenn Beck rally drinking game
Aug. 28th, 2010 12:31 pmEvery time Glenn Beck invokes MLK, Jr., take a shot.
Every time Glenn Beck stresses individualism and follows it up with something we should all do, take a shot.
Every time Glenn Beck mentions 9/11, take a shot. (If he mentions it more then once per sentence, you only have to take one shot. I don't want you getting alcohol poisoning.)
Every time Glenn Beck mentions sacred honor, take a shot.
Every time Glenn Beck stresses individualism and follows it up with something we should all do, take a shot.
Every time Glenn Beck mentions 9/11, take a shot. (If he mentions it more then once per sentence, you only have to take one shot. I don't want you getting alcohol poisoning.)
Every time Glenn Beck mentions sacred honor, take a shot.
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Aug. 28th, 2010 10:55 amGlenn Beck is saying we've (Americans) have "wandered in darkness for too long".
So, uh, Glenn.... either you're referring to the two years of the Obama presidency as 'too long' or there was some reason you didn't do this during the eight years of the Bush presidency.
Which is it?
[12:05] This is getting fucking scary. MLK's niece is speaking now, but these people would applaud anything at this point.
[12:13] Beck started out this section wondering how many people are attending, quoting the media's estimates of "tens of thousands" "two hundred thousand" "five hundred thousand" so 'who knows how many people are here?'
NNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.... considering that they're not showing the crowd in front of him, and that you can easily see people moving around in the background, I'm going to have to say it's probably not "five hundred thousand".
Oh, and Beckerhead? The Vietnam Memorial was finished in 1982, so we're not just now honoring them.
[12:24] And Beck is intrinsically saying with "What do we believe?" a "If you believe other then us, you're wrong." Where the fuck is the ghost of Lincoln to bitchslap Beck when you need him?
[12:33] "There is growing hatred in this country." AND YOU'RE FANNING IT, YOU ASSHOLE! If you want to cut out the bigotry and the hatred and the demonizing of others, then when the fuck are you canceling your TV program?
[12:37] (paraphrasing) "I know that some people label me as a fearmonger." THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A FEARMONGER, YOU ASSHOLE! (he then uses a Titanic reference) THE DIFFERENCE IS, YOU'RE WARNING US OF AN ICEBERG THAT DOESN'T EXIST!
[12:48] (paraphrasing) "Have I not yet done enough for my country?" You really haven't done anything for your country. You're a fearmonger, a divider, and a scam artist with that Goldline crap.
[1-'ish] Beck has a group of people standing directly behind him now, which serves a dual purpose of showing other people on the dais with him, and blocking the view of how crowded (or lack thereof) the area behind him is.
So, uh, Glenn.... either you're referring to the two years of the Obama presidency as 'too long' or there was some reason you didn't do this during the eight years of the Bush presidency.
Which is it?
[12:05] This is getting fucking scary. MLK's niece is speaking now, but these people would applaud anything at this point.
[12:13] Beck started out this section wondering how many people are attending, quoting the media's estimates of "tens of thousands" "two hundred thousand" "five hundred thousand" so 'who knows how many people are here?'
NNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.... considering that they're not showing the crowd in front of him, and that you can easily see people moving around in the background, I'm going to have to say it's probably not "five hundred thousand".
Oh, and Beckerhead? The Vietnam Memorial was finished in 1982, so we're not just now honoring them.
[12:24] And Beck is intrinsically saying with "What do we believe?" a "If you believe other then us, you're wrong." Where the fuck is the ghost of Lincoln to bitchslap Beck when you need him?
[12:33] "There is growing hatred in this country." AND YOU'RE FANNING IT, YOU ASSHOLE! If you want to cut out the bigotry and the hatred and the demonizing of others, then when the fuck are you canceling your TV program?
[12:37] (paraphrasing) "I know that some people label me as a fearmonger." THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A FEARMONGER, YOU ASSHOLE! (he then uses a Titanic reference) THE DIFFERENCE IS, YOU'RE WARNING US OF AN ICEBERG THAT DOESN'T EXIST!
[12:48] (paraphrasing) "Have I not yet done enough for my country?" You really haven't done anything for your country. You're a fearmonger, a divider, and a scam artist with that Goldline crap.
[1-'ish] Beck has a group of people standing directly behind him now, which serves a dual purpose of showing other people on the dais with him, and blocking the view of how crowded (or lack thereof) the area behind him is.
And then there's THIS ASSHOLE
Aug. 11th, 2010 10:05 amOkay, okay, Tancredo's always an asshole.
Now, however, he thinks that schools shouldn't get public funding for the children of illegal immigrants.
So, asshole, how's that supposed to work? You deny the schools funding for those children, and what... they're just supposed to make that money appear magically? I mean, either you end up with schools that are even more underfunded with the children of illegal immigrants still going to those schools OR you end up with the children of illegal immigrants not going to school at all, and doing who knows what when they should be in school.
Now, however, he thinks that schools shouldn't get public funding for the children of illegal immigrants.
So, asshole, how's that supposed to work? You deny the schools funding for those children, and what... they're just supposed to make that money appear magically? I mean, either you end up with schools that are even more underfunded with the children of illegal immigrants still going to those schools OR you end up with the children of illegal immigrants not going to school at all, and doing who knows what when they should be in school.