uh.... no

[kierthos]

So, there's going to be a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie... and it's going to be directed by Michael Bay.

So, needless to say, there will somehow be explosions caused by shuriken, superfluous explosions at that, covering over plot holes like explosions were made of wallpaper and the script was dry-wall.

Oh, and the turtles will be aliens.

Yeah.

You know what? Fuck you, Michael Bay. (Even one of the creators, Peter Laird, is on the fence on the matter, saying while it could be awesome, fans need to "wait and see what might come out of this seemingly ill-conceived plan.")

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[jdack]

And April O'Neil will be filmed wearing half the clothing she's supposed to.

[dreamshade]

...Which may be the only saving grace.