Because he wasn't a big enough prick before

[kierthos]

After comparing his own arrest to Pearl Harbor, Blagojevich's next trick will be to wipe his ass with a copy of the Code of Ethics.

Comments

[jdack.livejournal.com]

With his reputation he'd be lucky to score a job at McDonalds.

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

It always tickles me when I read headlines that say that Alberto Gonzalez is having trouble finding work.

[jdack.livejournal.com]

No shock there. His one ability is lying and he's really not very good at it.

Far as I know other than politics the only place that skill is useful is selling cars.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

FOX News.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Nah, assuming he doesn't go to jail, he'll either end up working for some law firm/lobbyist group, or just retire. He's 52, after all. Only politicans who can stay in the game (you know, because they're not in prison) last until their 70s or however old they decide to retire.