Because he wasn't a big enough prick before

[kierthos]

After comparing his own arrest to Pearl Harbor, Blagojevich's next trick will be to wipe his ass with a copy of the Code of Ethics.

Comments

[jdack.livejournal.com]

In the words of Kyle from Southpark: What an unbelievable piece of shit.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

I have to wonder why his lawyers haven't told him to shut the fuck up. He's hurting himself by these stupid-ass statements.

Mind you, even if he is found not guilty, or the charges are dropped, his political career is pretty much over anyway.

[jdack.livejournal.com]

With his reputation he'd be lucky to score a job at McDonalds.

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

It always tickles me when I read headlines that say that Alberto Gonzalez is having trouble finding work.

[jdack.livejournal.com]

No shock there. His one ability is lying and he's really not very good at it.

Far as I know other than politics the only place that skill is useful is selling cars.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

FOX News.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Nah, assuming he doesn't go to jail, he'll either end up working for some law firm/lobbyist group, or just retire. He's 52, after all. Only politicans who can stay in the game (you know, because they're not in prison) last until their 70s or however old they decide to retire.

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

Douchebags is as a douchebag does.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Life is like a box of douchebag.