kierthos | Motherfucker had a PLAN!

The simplest plans are often the best.

True. I just got a chuckle out of the leisurely method of escape.

I know.

And it should say something about police response times that they couldn't catch a dude floating on an inner tube down a river.

They had more important things to do. Those doughnuts aren't going to eat themselves.

Someone should've told them he was floating down the river on a big chocolate donut.

Response time might've been better.