Motherfucker had a PLAN!

[kierthos]

Man robs armored car, escapes via inner-tube. (hat-tip to icedrake)

Comments

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

They had more important things to do. Those doughnuts aren't going to eat themselves.

[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

Someone should've told them he was floating down the river on a big chocolate donut.

Response time might've been better.