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Today is my birthday. I am 36 years old.
Unfortunately, I am not expecting a shower of gifts and Asian hookers. This saddens me. For the prudes out there (yes, there are such things even on LJ), the hookers would almost certainly be used to work on my lower back, which feels like crap. No, really.
Unfortunately, I am not expecting a shower of gifts and Asian hookers. This saddens me. For the prudes out there (yes, there are such things even on LJ), the hookers would almost certainly be used to work on my lower back, which feels like crap. No, really.
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