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[kierthos]

Today is my birthday. I am 36 years old.

Unfortunately, I am not expecting a shower of gifts and Asian hookers. This saddens me. For the prudes out there (yes, there are such things even on LJ), the hookers would almost certainly be used to work on my lower back, which feels like crap. No, really.

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[cuddlycthulhu.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[egearman.livejournal.com]

No, no hookers.

Happy Birthday little brother!

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Little brother? Maybe 'cause I weigh less, you great big tub of goo. :P

[jblaque.livejournal.com]

Make it a great day, despite the back pain.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm in the middle of my week off from work, and I've already had sushi for lunch, so it's not bad. And the back pain mostly went away after application of heat. Of course, I smell like a mint cookie now thanks to the IcyHot, but hey, it works.

[jdack.livejournal.com]

Happy berfday you dastardly fiend.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Dastardly fiend....

I like the sound of that.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Happy B-Day.

Ah, Asian hookers wearing those funky shoes they woe in Venice in the 1700's. Yeah, that might help.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Yes, I could use a small Asian woman to walk on my back.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Here's what I was thinking of: Chopines (http://www.geocities.com/FashionAvenue/1495/1600.html).

So, about 4'-9", wearing a pair of these, playing hop scotch on your back?

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Hell yes.

Riding crop optional.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'm picturing Lucy Lu as the 'efficiency expert' in Charlie's Angels.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

..... I wish.

[mierandra.livejournal.com]

Merry birthday Pat!

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[elffin.livejournal.com]

Glueckliche Geburtstag.

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Gesundheit

[have-you-seen.livejournal.com]

Couple of days late, grats hun. :)