uh huh

Cain: "I lost the body." "I didn't sign any agreement."

Look, I'd have more faith in Cain (no pun intended), if he hadn't changed his story eleventy times in three days. While it's certainly possible that he didn't sign the settlement agreement, the fact that he went through all those stages of standard politician denial means he was damn well aware of the whole thing.

But hey, I wasn't going to vote for him anyway.

*snort*

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