Oh look

A voting machine (made by Diebold, of course) can have the voting records on it altered with about $10 in parts, leaving no trace of the manipulation.

The cost to do this goes up to a whopping $26 if you want to do it from up to a half mile away.

Well, I feel better about our democracy now.

Oy

Florida, having not learned from the last time, is thinking about moving it's Republican primary to January 31st.

ummm... okay

Al Qaeda to Ahmadinejad: No, seriously, we did do 9/11. You're only making yourself look like an ass.