If Donald Trump had actually stayed in the race...

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This modern America

I don't know if I want to live in an America where a naked man with a fudgesicle can't wake up Nicolas Cage.

Thy hypocrisy knows no bounds

According to Pat Robertson, "Til death do you part" means you can divorce your spouse if they have Alzheimer's because "it's a kind of death".

Now, I don't wish Alzheimer's on anyone. (Okay, that's not true. I don't wish it on anyone other then, say, Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh, and several other people...) But damn, man...

.... well, that's a lovely little 'fuck you'

So, you know how Michelle Bachmann told that story about a woman whose daughter suffered mental retardation after receiving an HPV vaccine? Well, two professors have offered more then a $10,000 reward if Michelle Bachmann or the apocryphal family in her story can prove that IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.