No sleep yet

Yesterday's itinerary.

6:45 a.m. - Get up. (This wake up in the morning shit is for the birds.)
7:20 a.m. - Arrive at work.
7:45 a.m. - Leave for Charleston for the training session.
9:45 a.m. - Arrive in Charleston.
10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. - Training session.
4:00 p.m. - Leave Charleston
6:30 p.m. - Arrive back in Columbia (let's hear it for a traffic accident that backed up traffic for eight miles.)
6:45 p.m. - Get back home, take a nap.
10:00 p.m. - Arrive back at work for my shift.
2:30 a.m. - Leave work

And I still can't go to sleep, because if I do, I'll wake up around 2 p.m. and be unable to fall asleep again, and have to drag myself through the entire graveyard shift.

And obviously, he means it

Herman Cain to Muslim-Americans: "I'm sorry for being such a douchebag. No, really sorry. Please vote for me."

That's going to be a lot of pissed-off drivers

Red-light camera fines in Los Angeles are 'voluntary'. (As in they don't send the police... or anyone else... to collect them if you decide not to pay. And it doesn't ding your driver's license.)

Did you not notice that he is a vampire?

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/07/28/exp.am.colbert.lemon.vampires.cnn?hpt=hp_c2