Well, this will be going to SCOTUS

A federal judge in Virginia has declared President Obama's federal health care law unconstitutional.

So, uh....

Apparently, Glenn Beck has claimed that 10% of all Muslims are terrorists.

That 10% would be.... 157 million.

So where the fuck are they all then? I mean, I'm not clamoring for more terrorists, but you'd think if there were 157 million of them, we'd fucking notice it a bit more.

No wait, I know! The TSA is catching all of them! *snicker*

Why do I not see this making the Michelin Guide?

The site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster is going to be opened for tourism in 2011.

The gift shop will include stuffed dolls of Boris, the two-headed rat.