Man, what?

So, it's not enough that this priest sexually abused a teenage boy... after being arrested on the sexual abuse charges, and being released on bail, the priest tried to put a hit on his abuse victim.

And watch, it will still probably take years to defrock this son of a bitch.

Not shocked at all

The feds are moving to ban "fake pot".

I'm surprised that they didn't link it to terrorism, though.

Why I will never be President

reason # hojillion and 12: I wouldn't "pardon" a Thanksgiving turkey. I would, in fact, chase it around the White House lawn with an axe.