So...

there's a new $1 coin being rolled out, with Lincoln's face on it.

I have to wonder how long it will be before someone tries to use one in the soda machine at work.

..... or tries to jam it in the coin slots of the laundry machines.

Oops?

Glenn Beck 'unknowingly' promotes socialism.

I'm sure he'll be all apologetic and shit if the irony of it ever hits him.