We (well, they) want a refund!

GOP members to Fla. Gov. Crist: Return our money!

I can only imagine the conversation went something like this:

Crist: I'm running for the vacant Senate seat!

Republicans: Woohoo!

Rubio: Hey, I'm running for that Senate seat too.

Crist: HOW RUDE.

Republicans: Well, um....

Crist: Hey, I have distinguished looking silver hair.

Republicans: He has a point...

Rubio: I'm far more conservative then Crist. Why, I barely acknowledge that Obama is President. ALL YOU FLORIDA TEABAGGERS SHOULD VOTE FOR ME.

Crist: Hey now...

Rubio: And I'm all for drilling off the coast off Florida. Why, whatever could go wrong with that?

Republicans: He is far more conservative then Crist.

Crist: Look now....

Republicans: I think we'll be supporting Rubio.

Rubio: I appreciate your continued loyalty to whatever shifting wind will keep the seat in Republican hands.

Crist: Why you... I could run as an Independent, you know. It worked for Lieberman.

Republicans: HOW RUDE.

Crist: I'm just saying, maybe you ought to back me and shit.

Republicans: .... nah.

Crist: Right, fuck it. I'm running as an Independent.

Republicans: WHY YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS COMPLETELY UNPRECEDENTED! YOU'RE NOT LOYAL! GIVE US BACK OUR MONEY!