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Man, criminals are dumb.
Aug. 25th, 2009 12:35 amTake Scott Gibson, for example. Gets caught speeding by one of those speed cameras. Gets mailed the ticket.
Does he pay it? No. Does he contest the ticket at court? No.
He mails it back saying I don't have to pay this, I work for the CIA.
Unfortunately for Mr. Gibson, he doesn't. So, now, in addition to the $65 speeding ticket, he's been charged with criminal impersonation, and federal charges are pending.
Smooth move.
I mean, seriously, you never hear about the smart criminals. I suppose that's because they are smart, and therefore don't get caught.
Does he pay it? No. Does he contest the ticket at court? No.
He mails it back saying I don't have to pay this, I work for the CIA.
Unfortunately for Mr. Gibson, he doesn't. So, now, in addition to the $65 speeding ticket, he's been charged with criminal impersonation, and federal charges are pending.
Smooth move.
I mean, seriously, you never hear about the smart criminals. I suppose that's because they are smart, and therefore don't get caught.