Time: Yesterday
Place: Work (FedExKinko's)
Situation: Karma says "Fuck you!"
So, yesterday morning, when one of my co-workers was walking into the store, she saw a car pull into the parking lot, and the driver get out and start to walk away... not going into the store. So before he gets far, she tells him that the parking lot is for customers, and that we do tow people who try to use our lot as free parking while they go do... whatever.
His response? He said "Fuck you, bitch!"
So she went inside and had his car towed.
I laughed my ass off when I heard this.