ye gods....

Humidity is 94%

Edit: Humidity has dropped to 73%, but will it rain? Noooooooooo

engfah...

If you are given a choice between reading anything by Nickolaus Pacione, or being anally violated by a hedgehog....

Choose the hedgehog.

Damn, I swear, I can feel my brain dribbling out of my ears.

[WoW] Warning! High probability of bullshit

These are (hah, right) supposedly the Rogue talents that will be added in The Burning Crusade.

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Fleetfooted is a rank 4 talent that gives us up to a 10% chance to resist movement debuffs and +8% speed. Compare that to the existing rank 3 Hunter talent Surefooted which gives them 15% chance to resist movement debuffs and +3% hit. I don't know about you, but I'd rather have the +3% to hit. I can get the +8% speed through a cheap enchant.

Surprise attack finally gives us a move that can't be dodged or parried, but for a Talent that requires 40 points in Assassination, you'd think it do more then 100% damage.

Nerves of Steel, huh? Still 5% less then "Nerves of Priest".

And for the final insult, Sinister Calling is more expensive then the Hunter version of Lightning Reflexes, and does less. Yay.

Hopefully, a lot of this is pipe dreams and/or will be changed by the time BC comes out.