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As I write this, I am about to try my first "Pitch Black", the new Mountain Dew flavour.
*glug*
Hrm. I would suggest that "Pitch Black" is the wrong name for this. Rather, it should be liquid monkey ass. There is no 'blast of grape flavour', unless said grape flavour was itself taken from grape-flavoured cold medicine. There is an unpleasant after-taste that makes me want to sand down and resurface my tongue.
*glug*
Nope, second try wasn't any better. I cannot determine what the other 'natural flavours' are, but at a random guess, beet juice and sea cucumber.
*glug*
Yick. This stuff gets worse with every taste. Okay, this experiment is over. I wasted a buck, but we learned something. (Namely that Code Red isn't the worst Mountain Dew flavour any more.)
As I write this, I am about to try my first "Pitch Black", the new Mountain Dew flavour.
*glug*
Hrm. I would suggest that "Pitch Black" is the wrong name for this. Rather, it should be liquid monkey ass. There is no 'blast of grape flavour', unless said grape flavour was itself taken from grape-flavoured cold medicine. There is an unpleasant after-taste that makes me want to sand down and resurface my tongue.
*glug*
Nope, second try wasn't any better. I cannot determine what the other 'natural flavours' are, but at a random guess, beet juice and sea cucumber.
*glug*
Yick. This stuff gets worse with every taste. Okay, this experiment is over. I wasted a buck, but we learned something. (Namely that Code Red isn't the worst Mountain Dew flavour any more.)