I was explaining the whole "May 21 Rapture" nonsense to a couple of my co-workers (no idea how we got on that topic, but eh...) and it was suggested that I get a Jesus robe before then and walk around town that Saturday.
Mind you, this is the buckle of the Bible Belt, and I'm not sure my fragile body could take being pummeled by geriatric church ladies armed with 30-pound purses, but it does sound like fun.
Perhaps with a sign... "Want to be Raptured? Ask me how!"
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Where does one buy a Jesus robe anyway? (I'm sure I've asked that question before.)
Mind you, this is the buckle of the Bible Belt, and I'm not sure my fragile body could take being pummeled by geriatric church ladies armed with 30-pound purses, but it does sound like fun.
Perhaps with a sign... "Want to be Raptured? Ask me how!"
......
Where does one buy a Jesus robe anyway? (I'm sure I've asked that question before.)