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I am a horrible person
So, just in a throw-away remark about how a particular free e-mail service happens to be super slow, I made the standard "powered by hamsters" comment.
To which my brain then took the very odd thought-route of "No, not hamsters running on wheels. The hamster combustion engine. How many BTUs are in a hamster, anyway?"
And now I'm picturing hamsters piled like coal, being shoveled into a coal-box.
Dear brain: WTF?
(Please note, I would never do such a thing. It's a terrible waste of tender hamster meat.)
(Please note, that's also a joke.)
To which my brain then took the very odd thought-route of "No, not hamsters running on wheels. The hamster combustion engine. How many BTUs are in a hamster, anyway?"
And now I'm picturing hamsters piled like coal, being shoveled into a coal-box.
Dear brain: WTF?
(Please note, I would never do such a thing. It's a terrible waste of tender hamster meat.)
(Please note, that's also a joke.)
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