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[kierthos]

Ted Nugent says he'll be dead or in jail in a year if Obama is re-elected. The Secret Service is taking some time out of banging hookers in Colombia to look into his statements.

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[jdack]

If I didn't believe he was a total coward and utterly full of shit and would never go up against anything that can actually fight back, I'd be cheering him on to take a shot at the president because he has ZERO chance of succeeding and every chance of doing this planet a huge favor by getting shot to death by the secret service.

Fuck you ted. Even if you weren't a lunatic I'd hate you because your music was fucking terrible, and 'wango tango' is the most retarded song title ever.

[kierthos]

I think that muffin song Sire Grant linked recently is a contender though.