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What a deal!
If you meet undisclosed TSA requirements, and get the special golden ticket from the airlines, you too can skip all the security theater that the TSA has added! (For the low, presumably norefundable application fee of $100.)
Even with this, you can still get randomly selected for the pre-screening grope from Olaf the hairy knuckled Swede, or the backscatter machine, but if it happens, they let you cut in line in front of the lesser mortals who didn't get this special treatment.
Even with this, you can still get randomly selected for the pre-screening grope from Olaf the hairy knuckled Swede, or the backscatter machine, but if it happens, they let you cut in line in front of the lesser mortals who didn't get this special treatment.
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