And the response is?

[kierthos]

The White House announced a compromise on religious-affiliated organizations providing coverage for birth control: They don't have to do it, but their insurers have to offer it for free if asked.

My guess is that some Republicans will still lose their damn minds over this.

Comments

[thedeadcat]

OUR WOMENS HAVE TO HAVE BABIES! OTHERWISE THEY'LL GET ALL UPPITY AND THINK WE OWE 'EM SOMETHIN!

[kierthos]

Shouldn't you be in the kitchen, making me a sammich? *runs and hides*

[thedeadcat]

I'm going to ignore the fact that I was just *in* the kitchen.

But sure, I can make you a sammich! You like yours with cyanide or arsenic?

[kierthos]

Well, if it was potassium cyanide, I probably wouldn't be able to taste it anyway, so let's go with arsenic.

[thedeadcat]

Excellent choice, sir! The bitter almond flavor is countered by turkey and faux-cheese.

[dreamshade]

BITCH I BOUGHT YOU A CANDY BAR LAST MONTH

[thedeadcat]

BU-BUT IT HAD NUTS! I'M ALLERGIC TO NUTS---

YOU'RE TRYING TO GET RID OF ME! YOU ARE! YOU WANT THAT TRAILER TRASH HUSSY WITH THE BIGGER BOOBS! BABY I'LL HAVES ANOTHER BABY, I WILL!

[dreamshade]

I... was not... expecting all of that.

[thedeadcat]

...Does that mean I win?

[dreamshade]

orz