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This just in
43.3% of those polled think that God has nothing better to do then help a shitty quarterback.
See? It's shit like this that makes me feel good about being an atheist.
I mean, if God did exist (and had the standard qualities of omniscience and omnipotence), you'd think there would be better things that he could do.
"Hey, I could return all kidnapped people to their families."
or
"Hey, I could remove all mines from civilian areas."
but no, it's apparently "Hey, let me help a quarterback who can't manage to throw a spiral most of the time win games."
Of course, I'm a bitter man, and most importantly, rational. At least, rational in that I don't ascribe Tebow's work to some invisible sky dude.
See? It's shit like this that makes me feel good about being an atheist.
I mean, if God did exist (and had the standard qualities of omniscience and omnipotence), you'd think there would be better things that he could do.
"Hey, I could return all kidnapped people to their families."
or
"Hey, I could remove all mines from civilian areas."
but no, it's apparently "Hey, let me help a quarterback who can't manage to throw a spiral most of the time win games."
Of course, I'm a bitter man, and most importantly, rational. At least, rational in that I don't ascribe Tebow's work to some invisible sky dude.

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