From the 'not gonna happen' files

[kierthos]

Illinois Republican wants to make Chicago the 51st state.

Okay, I swear, I've seen this before today.

Comments

[thedeadcat]

There are too many confused people wandering around claiming it's a state already.

[nicoli_dominn]

Dude needs to go back to high school and retake Civics 101.

...Oh, wait, we don't teach that anymore.