Don't see it happening

[kierthos]

PETA seeks to have the 13th Amendment ban on slavery apply to killer whales at marine parks.

Next thing you'll know, PETA will be saying dogs can get driver's licenses, and you all know how poorly a Pomeranian drives.

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[herlander_refugee]

Trust me, you'd rather be driven by a Pomeranian (HEYYYY....you got something against small Germanish fluff-butts?), than by a ferret!

[kierthos]

Ferrets would be distracted by the sunlight glinting off of, well, EVERYTHING, and pile into a bridge embankment or a telephone poll before getting a mile.

Pomeranians, on the other hand, will yap at, well, EVERYTHING, and drive anyone else in the car mad. Also, they're too small to reach the wheel and work the gas and brakes.

[herlander_refugee]

Yes, the distractibility was my thought! I see poms and woozles in teams, lol, one on gas and one to three on the wheel!

[thedeadcat]

Those chickens and cows are so not my slaves.

I don't eat slaves.

Well better a Pomeranian than a cat

[hillbillycavewoman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x5-38LJ8N4&feature=related