Fuck me....

[kierthos]

So, I've joked that if Trump came to Columbia, I'd try and meet him so I snatch that dead animal from off of his head.

He's coming here. In two weeks. At the same spot that Michelle Bachmann was.

Which, as noted then, is just a block away from where I live.

Okay, let's face it. I'm not going to get close enough to Trump to snatch him bald. He's going to have security. The police are going to be there. I really doubt he'll have any Secret Service protection yet, because he hasn't actually said he's running for President.

It's also apparently being held from 6:00 p.m to 8:00 p.m., when I'm going to be asleep, because I work that night.

Well played.

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[thedeadcat]

So you need a few bottles of that 5 hour energy stuff, a remote-controlled plane with a long bit of strong fishing line attached to a multi-ended hook.

Voila, long-distance rug-snatchin! And the only evidence you have to hide is the controller.

[kierthos]

I have the hand-eye coordination of a dead sloth. But that is an amusing idea.