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It came from the D&D game
So the PCs are investigating a 'somewhat legal' drug den/pub in the Outer City of a Dwarven Stronghold. (Think all the buildings and stuff what is outside the mountain.)
One of the PCs responds with his usual idea of how to deal with it.
PC 1: We should just set it on fire and watch it burn to the ground.
PC 2: No.
PC 1: Why not?
PC 2: With the amount of drugs they seem to have in there, you'd get the whole city fucked up.
PC 3: Dwarves stumbling around, high as shit, saying things like "My beard is so huge. It can touch everything but itself."
This was followed by a brief side discussion of using Fred Saberhagen's "Farslayer" as a melee-range ranged weapon. (Instead of hurling it at someone miles away, use it to kill the guy 10 feet away and closing in on you. Then just pull it out of his chest, rinse and repeat.)
One of the PCs responds with his usual idea of how to deal with it.
PC 1: We should just set it on fire and watch it burn to the ground.
PC 2: No.
PC 1: Why not?
PC 2: With the amount of drugs they seem to have in there, you'd get the whole city fucked up.
PC 3: Dwarves stumbling around, high as shit, saying things like "My beard is so huge. It can touch everything but itself."
This was followed by a brief side discussion of using Fred Saberhagen's "Farslayer" as a melee-range ranged weapon. (Instead of hurling it at someone miles away, use it to kill the guy 10 feet away and closing in on you. Then just pull it out of his chest, rinse and repeat.)