From the office of the Vatican
I AM THE POPE! I MAKE THE FUCKING RULES!
You get married on the Pope's terms or you don't get married at all! (Okay, I'm embellishing it, but at what point does the Vatican go "Hrmmm, I think the Pope's gone a bit off. Yesterday he abominated yellow ties.")
You get married on the Pope's terms or you don't get married at all! (Okay, I'm embellishing it, but at what point does the Vatican go "Hrmmm, I think the Pope's gone a bit off. Yesterday he abominated yellow ties.")

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If they didn't also object to trial periods living as a couple &c, they might actually be onto something, but as it is, it's just hidebound bollocks.
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