Why I will never be President

[kierthos]

reason # hojillion and 12: I wouldn't "pardon" a Thanksgiving turkey. I would, in fact, chase it around the White House lawn with an axe.

Comments

[drougnor]

Gotta have Yackity Sax blaring over the PA while it's streamed world wide, of course!

[kierthos]

Oh, absolutely.

[my_window_seat]

Please have a stuffed internet. With a side of cranberry relish. And yams. Mmmmm, yams.